Bad Burrito Dreams

Dude, I think I ate bad burrito last night.

A bad burrito?

Yeah. It had like beans and chilis and I don't know what all else. Tasted ok but I had the weirdest dream afterward?

Like Brittney Spears?

No, I was like in Moscow and there were lots of people screaming I couldn't understand a word they were saying.

Scary.

Yeah, dude, but then there was this rock group from Finland called the Leningrad Cowboys, but they didn't look like no cowboys I had ever seen. And they had this backup group.

You mean like Mariah Carey?

No, dude, more like the The Red Army Choir. And then they started, like singing.

In Russian or Finnish?

Neither, dude, it was in English.

And what were they singing?

Lynyrd Skynyrd. Yeah, these Finnish cowboys and the Red Army Choir were singing "Sweet Home Alabama".

Dude, that was one seriously bad burrito.

Thanks to To the Point.

Evolution and the Family Tree

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Originally uploaded by hvhe1

A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"
The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.

"Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The
father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.

"The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is
it possible that you told me the human race was created by God,
and daddy said they developed from monkeys?"

The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."

Time for teletubbies, Time for teletubbies ..

Time for teletubbies, Time for teletubbies ..
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