The Six Steps In Any Project

The Six Steps In Any Project - Visual FoxPro Wiki: "The Six Steps In Any Project
1) Unbounded enthusiasm
2) Total disillusionment
3) PANIC!!
4) Frantic search for the guilty
5) Punishment of the innocent
6) Promotion of the uninvolved"

Lemon Pickers Wanted!!

Rainbow Lemons
Originally uploaded by Cooriander

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this:
"Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have! I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Plymouths and I voted for Obama."