In my next life, I'm gonna be a bear

I Am Bored
Originally uploaded by Tut99 (Roger).

In this life, I am a woman. In my next life I would like to come back as a bear. When you are a bear, you get to hibernate. You get to do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, your supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you are a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of
walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute,
cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If your a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If your a bear your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. he expects that you will have excess hair and body fat.

YUP, gonna be a bear!

The regift bag

regift bag
Originally uploaded by Amunki.

Over on my other blog, I just posted an article on extreme regifting. Perhaps this bag will be useful in your regifting activities.

For those of you who can't see the bag. It is a standard looking gift bag with a handle at the top. It is brown like a grocery bag. On one side is says "The Regift Bag" and on the other side is a bunch of "To:" and "From:" lines.

All my base are belong to you

This is
Originally uploaded by Robozippy.

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
are belong to you.

Happy Valentine's Day