How blonde was she?

PuzzlesForBlondes06
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a.. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice
box because it said "concentrate."

b.. she put lipstick on her forehead because she
wanted to make up her mind.

c.. she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

d.. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

e.. she tried to drown a fish.

f.. she thought a quarterback was a refund.

g.. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

h.. she tripped over a cordless phone.

i.. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she
slept.

j.. she asked for a price check at the dollar store.

k.. she studied for a pretest.

l.. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

m.. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur
around the home, she moved.

n.. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus
twice instead.
o.. when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that
said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

Car Air Conditioner

Typical Chicago Winter
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The 3 Goldberg brothers, Norman, Hyman, and Max invented and
developed the first automobile air-conditioner.

On July 17th, 1946, the temperature in Detroit was 97.The 3 brothers walked into old man Henry Ford's office and sweet-talked his secretary into telling him that 3 gentlemen were there with the most exciting innovation in the auto industry since the electric starter.

Henry was curious and invited them into his office. They refused
and instead asked that he come out to the parking lot to their car. They persuaded him to get into the car which was about 130 turned on the air-conditioner and cooled the car off immediately.

The old man got very excited and invited them back to the office,
where he offered them 3 million dollars for the patent. The brothers refused saying they would settle for 2 million but they wanted the recognition by having a label "The Goldberg Air-Conditioner"
on the dashboard of each car that it was installed in.

Now old man Ford was more than just a little bit Anti-Semitic, and
there was no way he was going to put the Goldberg's name on 2 million Ford cars. They haggled back and forth for about 2 hours and finally agreed on 4 million dollars and that just their first names would be shown.

And so, even today, all Ford air-conditioners show on the controls the names "Norm, Hi, & Max".