Beware of dog!

Decorating Gustav for Christmas
Originally uploaded by Michael™.

Upon entering a country store, the stranger saw a sign on the glass door saying, "Danger! Beware of Dog!" In side he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor.
"Is that," the stranger asked, "the dog folks are suppose to beware of?"
"Yep,: the clerk replied, "That's the dog."
The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't;t look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"
"Because," the clerk replied, "before I posed that sign, people kept tripping over him."

New Potter book has rules for libraries - Yahoo! News

This just in from Hogwarts!

New Potter book has rules for libraries - Yahoo! News: "Libraries must limit the number of employees who handle the books before the July 21 release and provide names and contact information for each branch manager, according to the contract from Scholastic Inc."

What do you feed your dog?

The machine that keeps the batteries charged for the UPS 88 car driven by Dale Jarrett
Originally uploaded by Adams Shoebox.

A normally sweet Great Dane Psil has one quirk: she hates United Parcel Service drivers.

While walking Psil one day, around the corner of a house came a UPS man. Struggling to keep hold of Psil, the owner tried to ease the situation said, "As you can see, she just loves UPS men."

"Don't you feed her anything else?" he responded.

Is this standard equipment?

Danger
Originally uploaded by Krakras.

Printed on the bottom of the skis of a novice at a ski resort:

"If you can read this, go get help."