Gun Statistics

If you consider that there have been an average of 160,000 troops in
theater during the last 22 months, that gives a firearm death rate of
60 per 100,000. The rate in DC is 80.6 per 100,000. That means that
you are more likely to be shot and killed in our Nation's Capitol, which
has some of the strictest gun control laws in the nation, than you are
in Iraq.

Conclusion: We should immediately pull out of WASHINGTON, DC!

Why Brides Wear White

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her
mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color
of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life." The child
thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom
wearing black?"