Elephant Jokes

Sunday Camera Walk down Queen St., Toronto
Originally uploaded by shadowplay

* What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence.

* Why do elephants paint the soles of the feet yellow?
So they can hide upside-down in the custard.

* How do you know when an elephant has been in your fridge?
There are footprints in the butter.

* Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled? (1)
If they were small, round and white they'd be aspirins

* Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled? (2)
Have you ever tried ironing one?

* What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse, going on holiday.

* What's brown, has four legs, and a trunk?
The same mouse, coming back from holiday.

* Why do elephants paint themselves green?
So they can sneak across pool tables without being seen.

* How do elephants get up trees? (1/3)
They sit on an acorn and fall asleep.

* How do elephants get down from trees? (2/3)
They sit on a leaf and wait for Autumn.

* Why are crocodiles long, thin and flat? (3/3)
They walk under trees in Autumn.

* How do you fit four elephants into a Mini?
Two in the front, two in the back.

* How do you know when an elephant is visiting your house?
There's a Mini outside with three elephants in it.

* How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?
Take out all the matches first.