Pug Vader

pug vader
Originally uploaded by adampsyche.

Luke, I am your Father!

Guarding the Bridge

nopassing
Originally uploaded by Ambitious Wench.

All roads signs should be this clear.

always open

always open
Originally uploaded by The Rocketeer.

Man, how often do I feel this way?

Get a free iPod, and that is no joke

We are breaking away from our regularly posted jokes to bring you this announcement:

The free iPod has arrived.

No, this is not a joke, but I sure have been laughing a lot lately. I got a free iPod in the mail, and you can too.Its simple to get started.

I know what you are thinking: Does this really work? I said the same thing to my friend when he first metioned it. I said, "I'll believe it when I see you with an iPod in your hands". Well, he got one and now I did too.

How does it work? After signing up for the iPod, you need to complete an offer. They have a list of 20 or so things you can choose from. A lot are credit cards, but there are others. Pick one that you either want or that can be canceled for minimal money. Some can be canceled for now money at all.

After that, get 5 of your friends to do likewise. Then you get a free iPod in the mail.

Thanksgiving Wishes - A Poem

MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP,
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS,
MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER
STAY OFF YOUR THIGHS
Happy Thanksgiving!

I Want These Christmas Lights

Check out this chistmas light display. Its a house decorated for christmas and the lights blink in time with a Christmas Carol. Of course, I am a big fan of Trans-Siberian Orchestra, making it even cooler.

Duck March at The Peabody Memphis

Downtown Memphis Hotels & Accommodations in Downtown Memphis Tennessee - The Peabody Memphis: "Today, the ducks are housed in the 'Duck Palace' on the hotel roof. Every day at 11 a.m., they are led by the Duckmaster down the elevator to the Italian travertine marble fountain in the Peabody Grand Lobby. A red carpet is unrolled and the ducks march through crowds of admiring spectators to the tune of John Philip Sousa's King Cotton March. The ceremony is reversed at 5 p.m., when the ducks retire for the evening to their palace on the roof of the hotel. "

Thursday's Weather Forecast

Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190 degrees F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder. During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of a knife will slice through the turkey, causing an accumulation of one to two inches on plates. Mashed potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry sauce creates slippery spots on the other. Please pass the gravy.

A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued for the entire area, with increased stuffiness around the beltway. During the evening, the turkey will diminish and taper off to leftovers, dropping to a low of 34 degrees F in the refrigerator.

Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure to eat sandwiches will be established. Flurries of leftovers can be expected both days with a 50 percent chance of scattered soup late in the day. We expect a warming trend where soup develops. By early next week, eating pressure will be low as the only wish left will be the bone

Television

Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.

Alfred Hitchcock