The Best Clean Humor on the Internet

The internet is awash with humor. Some jokes are funny, while others are clean. Here we have the rare, yet valuable, funny, clean humor. Send your funny, clean humor to me.



Friday, January 05, 2007

Tax tip of the day: Stolen property

Taken from Page 90 of IRS Publication 17 "Your Federal Income Tax for Individuals":

Stolen property
If you steal property, you must report its fair market value in your income in the year you steal it unless in the same year, you return it to its rightful owner.


So now you know, in case you were wondering. I wonder if that applies to the the stuff that people "borrow"?

Vintage photo of dead horse raises questions


The Sheboygan Press - Vintage photo of dead horse raises questions: "First of all, what's the deal with the top hat?"

Thursday, January 04, 2007

People living in Star Wars set


Does anyone know if this is for real? It isn't April Fools already, is it?

The story is that Lucas left the Star Wars set of Tatooine up and it is inhabitated today by real live people. Anyway, check out the article, it is a hoot.

MySA.com: Diversions: "Tunisia shares 'Star Wars' set"

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Virtues of being a Grandmother

Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a mother. The
next you are all-wise and prehistoric.