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Monday, October 13, 2008

12 Days of Halloween


Pwease Don't Eat Me
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The 12 Days of Halloween

On the first day of Halloween, My good friend gave to me, A vulture in a dead tree.

On the second day of Halloween, My good friend gave to me, Two hissing cats, And a vulture in a dead tree.

On the third day of Halloween, My good friend gave to me, Three fat toads, Two hissing cats, And a vulture in a dead tree.

On the fourth day of Halloween, My good friend gave to me, Four giggling ghosts, three fat toads, Two hissing cats, And a vulture in a dead tree.

On the fifth day of Halloween, My good friend gave to me, Five cooked worms, Four giggling ghosts, three fat toads, Two hissing cats, And a vulture in a dead tree.

On the sixth day of Halloween, My good friend gave to me, Six owls a screeching, Five cooked worms, Four giggling ghosts, three fat toads, Two hissing cats, And a vulture in a dead tree.

On the seventh day of Halloween, My good friend gave to me, Seven spiders creeping, Six owls a screeching, Five cooked worms, Four giggling ghosts, three fat toads, Two hissing cats, And a vulture in a dead tree.

On the eighth day of Halloween, My good friend gave to me, Eight brooms a flying, Seven spiders creeping, Six owls a screeching, Five cooked worms, Four giggling ghosts, three fat toads, Two hissing cats, And a vulture in a dead tree.

On the ninth day of Halloween, My good friend gave to me, Nine wizards whizzing, Eight brooms a flying, Seven spiders creeping, Six owls a screeching, Five cooked worms, Four giggling ghosts, three fat toads, Two hissing cats, And a vulture in a dead tree.

On the tenth day of Halloween, My good friend gave to me, Ten goblins gobbling, Nine wizards whizzing, Eight brooms a flying, Seven spiders creeping, Six owls a screeching, Five cooked worms, Four giggling ghost, three fat toads, Two hissing cats, And a vulture in a dead tree.

On the eleventh day of Halloween, My good friend gave to me, Eleven bats a swooping, Ten goblins gobbling, Nine wizards whizzing, Eight brooms a flying, Seven spiders creeping, Six owls a screeching, Five cooked worms, Four giggling ghosts, three fat toads, Two hissing cats, And a vulture in a dead tree.

On the twelfth day of Halloween, My good friend gave to me, Twelve cauldrons bubbling, Eleven bats a swooping, Ten goblins gobbling, Nine wizards whizzing, Eight brooms a flying, Seven spiders creeping, Six owls a screeching, Five cooked worms, Four giggling ghosts, three fat toads, Two hissing cats, And a vulture in a dead tree.