Shakespeare Insult Kit

Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with
"Thou":

Column 1	    Column 2            Column 3 



artless             base-court          apple-john

bawdy               bat-fowling         baggage

beslubbering        beef-witted         barnacle

bootless            beetle-headed       bladder

churlish            boil-brained        boar-pig

cockered            clapper-clawed      bugbear

clouted             clay-brained        bum-bailey

craven              common-kissing      canker-blossom

currish             crook-pated         clack-dish

dankish             dismal-dreaming     clotpole

dissembling         dizzy-eyed          coxcomb

droning             doghearted          codpiece

errant              dread-bolted        death-token

fawning             earth-vexing        dewberry

fobbing             elf-skinned         flap-dragon

froward             fat-kidneyed        flax-wench

frothy              fen-sucked          flirt-gill

gleeking            flap-mouthed        foot-licker

goatish             fly-bitten          fustilarian

gorbellied          folly-fallen        giglet

impertinent         fool-born           gudgeon

infectious          full-gorged         haggard

jarring             guts-griping        harpy

loggerheaded        half-faced          hedge-pig

lumpish             hasty-witted        horn-beast

mammering           hedge-born          hugger-mugger

mangled             hell-hated          joithead

mewling             idle-headed         lewdster

paunchy             ill-breeding        lout

pribbling           ill-nurtured        maggot-pie

puking              knotty-pated        malt-worm

puny                milk-livered        mammet

qualling            motley-minded       measle

rank                onion-eyed          minnow

reeky               plume-plucked       miscreant

roguish             pottle-deep         moldwarp

ruttish             pox-marked          mumble-news

saucy               reeling-ripe        nut-hook

spleeny             rough-hewn          pigeon-egg

spongy              rude-growing        pignut

surly               rump-fed            puttock

tottering           shard-borne         pumpion

unmuzzled           sheep-biting        ratsbane

vain                spur-galled         scut

venomed             swag-bellied        skainsmate

villainous          tardy-gaited        strumpet

warped              tickle-brained      varlot

wayward             toad-spotted        vassal

weedy               unchin-snouted      whey-face

yeasty              weather-bitten      wagtail

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My additions:

cullionly           whoreson            knave

fusty               malmsey-nosed       blind-worm

caluminous          rampallian          popinjay

wimpled             lily-livered        scullian

burly-boned         scurvy-valiant      jolt-head

misbegotten         brazen-faced        malcontent

odiferous           unwash'd            devil-monk



poisonous           bunch-back'd        toad

fishified           leaden-footed       rascal

Wart-necked         muddy-mettled       Basket-Cockle

                    pigeon-liver'd

                    scale-sided

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Chris Seidel