YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN FLORIDA IN JULY WHEN. . . .

-The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
-The trees are whistling for the dogs.
-The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
-Hot water now comes out of both taps.
-You can make sun tea instantly.
-You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
-The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
-You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
-You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
-You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
-You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
-Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and
end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
-You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
-The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out
and add butter, salt and pepper.
-Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from
laying boiled eggs.
-The cows are giving evaporated milk

New Exercise Program

The doctor told me "Physical exercise is good for you." I know that I
should do it, but my body is out of shape, so I have worked out this
easy daily program I can do anywhere. You can do this, too.

Monday:
Beat around the bush.
Jump to conclusions.
Climb the walls.
Wade through paperwork.

Tuesday:
Drag my heels.
Push my luck.
Make mountains out of molehills.
Hit the nail on the head.

Wednesday:
Bend over backwards.
Jump on the bandwagon.
Balance the books.
Run around in circles.

Thursday:
Toot my own horn.
Climb the ladder of success.
Pull out the stops.
Add fuel to the fire.

Friday:
Open a can of worms.
Put my foot in my mouth.
Start the ball rolling.
Go over the edge.

Saturday:
Pick up the pieces.
Whew!
What a workout!
You are invited to use my program without charge!!

Well, as you can see, this is the exercise program I
am using to get in
shape for next summer.

You might want to take it easy at first, and then do
it faster as you become
more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some..

** ALWAYS CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE STARTING ANY
EXERCISE PROGRAM.**

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NOW SCROLL BACK UP...... Feel the burn?
My Kind Of Exercise !!!!!!

This should work!!!!!!!!!!!!!