The Buzzword Generator

Around here it is end of year review time. You know what that means: generating your goals for next year. Consider The Buzzword Generator to make goals like:
* Horizontal coherent inheritance
* Open-architected transitional business partner
* Down-sized client driven artificial intelligence

Proffer to you the next Opportunity

I got this in the mail today. I'll let it speak for itself:

Your specific position has been considered to the obligatory committees, and upon conscientious consideration, we are able to proffer to you the next opportunity.

Based upon conscientious consideration you qualify to get a generous rield on your primary property investment.

By completing the next attached form in a timely manner we will be able to complete our estimation, and we feel firm you will get not only a reduced rate of interest, but also a cash return that will realize all your holiday needs and more!

I think I'll wait for the next opportunity to be proferred.

The Twelve Pains of Christmas

Listen to the 12 Pains of Christmas

Singing Christmas Carols
Stale TV specials
Batteries not included
no parking spaces
shopping
charities
in-laws
5 months of bills
sending christmas cards
hangovers
hanging the lights

.... and finding a Christmas tree.