Where are we?

P. Phanor Prudhomme General Store
Originally uploaded by contrabandbayou

Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the
pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.

As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are...very slowly?"

The girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr, gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing."

Shopping Online

Depressed. Credit
Originally uploaded by The Searcher

A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."