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Tuesday, October 21, 2003

Bush orders officials to stop the leaks

Word-for-word excerpt from the Philadelphia Inquirer:

Bush orders officials to stop the leaks
By Joseph L. Galloway and James Kuhnhenn
Inquirer Washington Bureau

WASHINGTON - Concerned about the appearance of disarray and feuding within
his administration as well as growing resistance to his policies in Iraq,
President Bush - living up to his recent declaration that he is in charge -
told his top officials to "stop the leaks" to the media, or else.

News of Bush's order leaked almost immediately.

Bush told his senior aides Tuesday that he "didn't want to see any stories"
quoting unnamed administration officials in the media anymore, and that if
he did, there would be consequences, said a senior administration official
who asked that his name not be used.

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