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Wednesday, October 11, 2006

ksl.com - Utah's Online Source for Local News & Information Woman Charged with Fire that Burned 400 Acres

ksl.com - Utah's Online Source for Local News & Information Woman Charged with Fire that Burned 400 Acres: "Police say Smith told them she was burning some debris in her yard she thought was a fire hazard. The fire spread to 400 acres and temporarily caused evacuations at 20 homes, authorities said."

Let me see if I got this right. There is a pile of trash that is a fire hazard. A fire hazard is something that would be bad if it were to catch fire. Therefore, to get rid of the fire hazard, you would burn it. Of course.