Hymn #365

Living on the edge - Horseshoe Bend, Page, Arizona
Originally uploaded by JaveFoto

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had
all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'"

Lego Hello World

An amazingly awesome use of legos and waste of time.

Justice league under new management..

Justice league under new management..
Originally uploaded by Gaks Designs

Try a Google Search for "Find Chuck Norris" and Press "I'm Feeling Lucky"

The Six Steps In Any Project

The Six Steps In Any Project - Visual FoxPro Wiki: "The Six Steps In Any Project
1) Unbounded enthusiasm
2) Total disillusionment
3) PANIC!!
4) Frantic search for the guilty
5) Punishment of the innocent
6) Promotion of the uninvolved"

Lemon Pickers Wanted!!

Rainbow Lemons
Originally uploaded by Cooriander

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this:
"Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have! I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Plymouths and I voted for Obama."

Issue 31482 - chromium - Huge amount of goats teleported - Project Hosting on Google Code

Google Chrome has an outstanding issue that I hope gets resolved: Issue 31482 - chromium - Huge amount of goats teleported

Has the government looked into this goat transportation issue yet? Is it part of health care reform package? Will we ever find the goats? What is google going to do with all those goats anyway?

Bohemian Rhapsody?

World Class Anvil Shooting

Time Space Continuum

Soccer Kick

We all have moments of poor judgment, even presidents. Yet, somehow, when it shows up on YouTube it is funny. Now if it just had the Benny Hill music.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were on their way to Heaven

A Stairway to Paradise
Originally uploaded by ClaraDon

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were on their way to Heaven.

God told them that the stairway to Heaven was 1000 steps, and that on every 5th step He would tell them a joke. He told them not to laugh at any of the jokes along the way or else they would not be able to enter Heaven.

The brunette went first and started laughing on the 45th step, so she could not enter Heaven.

The redhead went next and started laughing on the 200th step, so she could not enter Heaven either.

Then, it was the blonde's turn. When she got to the 999th step, she started laughing.

"Why are you laughing?" God asked. "I didn't tell a joke."

"I know," the blonde replied. "I just got the first one."

One Div Zero: A Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wrong History of Programming Languages

For the geeky crowd, we proudly present One Div Zero: A Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wrong History of Programming Languages: "A Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wrong History of Programming Languages".
For example

1972 - Dennis Ritchie invents a powerful gun that shoots both forward and backward simultaneously. Not satisfied with the number of deaths and permanent maimings from that invention he invents C and Unix.

Not quite how I remembered it, but true none the less.
Read the entire list for a humorous if inaccurate walk down memory lane.

Flying Penguins

Happy Spring Everybody

There are some great things popping up now that March is over and April has begun:

• GMail announces their new Autopilot program
• See a shrimp running on a treadmill
• Don't miss a classic article on the Swiss Spaghetti Harvest, video here.

If you find other interesting events for today, feel free to add them to the comments

Straight No Chaser - 12 Days