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Friday, September 19, 2003

Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes,
and it's up to women to stomp the *!#@ out of them
until they turn into something acceptable to have
dinner with.

Monday, September 15, 2003

A man stopped at a gas station and, after filling his tank, paid the bill and bought a soft drink.
He stood by his car to drink his cola, and he watched a couple of men working along the roadside.
One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on. The other man came along behind
and filled in the hole. While one was digging a new hole, the other was 25 feet behind filling in the old.
The men worked right past the guy with the soft drink and went on down the road.
"I can't stand this," said the man, tossing the can into a trash container and headed down the
road toward the men.
"Hold it, hold it," he said to the workers, "Can you tell me what's going on here with this digging?"
"Well, we work for the government," one of them said.
"But one of you is digging a hole and the other fills it up. You're not accomplishing anything.
Aren't you wasting the taxpayers' money?"
"You don't understand, mister," one of the men said, leaning on his shovel and wiping his brow,
"Normally there's three of us: me, Rodney, and Mike. I dig the hole, Rodney sticks in the tree,
and Mike here puts the dirt back. Now just because Rodney's sick,
that don't mean that Mike and me can't work."