The Best Clean Humor on the Internet

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Friday, February 11, 2005

LOTR Deleted Scene?

What About a Catapult

You Do Not Walk Into Montor

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Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Case Closed

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble they were having in the apartment building where they lived. The women were arguing noisily even in the court. The judge, banging his gavel to quiet them said, "We are going to do this in an orderly manner. I can't listen to all of you at once. I'll hear the oldest first."

The case was dismissed for lack of testimony.