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Friday, September 09, 2005

Are you Anitpodal - Probably not

Keeping the "digging to China" theme going, this website show two superimposed maps of the world, showing how little chance you have of not hitting water when you dig down all the way through the earth.  Again, Argentina is you best bet for digging down to China.

http://www.peakbagger.com/pbgeog/worldrev.aspx

Digging a hole through to China

OK, I admit it.  When I was a kid I used to love to try and dig a hole through to China.  I would spend as much time on it as my little attention span allowed and I got about 18 inches down.  I was pretty sure I had a ways to go, but my arms didn't reach down my hole any further, so there I stopped.  Turns out that its a good thing I didn't make it all the way down because the hole wouldn't have come out in China at all.  In fact, I would have drained the entire Indian Ocean right into my backyard.   Now there is a website that will help you in planning to dig a hole to China.  I recommend starting in Argentina if you want to end up in China. 

If you want to dig through to Fort Knox, plan on starting off the coast of Australia.

http://grad.icmc.usp.br/~cipriani/bighole.php?lang=en

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Thursday, September 08, 2005

Link Between Snoring and Headaches

A study published in "Neurology" says people who snore
are more prone to getting headaches. No reason is
given. But could it be on account of their spouses
hitting them in the head all night long trying to get
them to stop snoring?

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Old Time Butterflies

Child:  Mommy, I just saw an olden time butterfly.
Mother: How did you know it was an olden time butterfly?
Child: It was all in black and white.


Matt
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