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Monday, September 20, 2004

Guns v. Doctors

A. The number of physicians in the U.S. today is approx. 700,000.
B. Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year is 120,000.
C. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171 (U.S. Dept. of Health &
Human Services).

THINK ABOUT THIS:

A. The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000 (yes, eighty
million).
B. The number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) is
1,500.
C. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188.
Statistically, doctors are about 9,000 times more dangerous than gun
owners.

FACT:

NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT
ALMOST EVERYONE HAS A DOCTOR.
Alert your friends to this threat. We must ban doctors before this
gets
out of hand.
As a public health measure, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers
for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical attention!

1 Comments:

Blogger Kenneth said...

Too many gun nuts were taking this piece of fallacy as vindication. I had to respond.

http://kenisaverb.blogspot.com/2005/01/why-gun-nuts-need-math-lessons.html

10:16 AM  

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