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Monday, August 06, 2007

The wisdom of Albert Einstein


really quite odd.
Originally uploaded by only alice
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.
Albert Einstein

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep
moving. Albert Einstein

When his wife asked him to change clothes to meet the German
Ambassador, he said "If they want to see me, here I am. If they want
to see my clothes, open my closet and show them my suits." Albert
Einstein

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
Albert Einstein

The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax.
Albert Einstein


Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Sign hanging in Einstein's office at Princeton.

Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that
can be counted counts Albert Einstein

We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used
when we created them Albert Einstein

Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school
Albert Einstein

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein

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