How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Golden retriever: "The sun is out, the day is young and you're worrying about a stupid light bulb?"
Border Collie: "Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code."
Lab: "Oh, me! Me! Pleeese let me change the bulb! Can I? Can I?"
Rottweiler: "Make me"
Old English Sheepdog: "Light bulb? I don't see a light bulb."
Cat: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is, how long will it be before I can expect light?"
My Cat: "I prefer the dark"
Border Collie: "Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code."
Lab: "Oh, me! Me! Pleeese let me change the bulb! Can I? Can I?"
Rottweiler: "Make me"
Old English Sheepdog: "Light bulb? I don't see a light bulb."
Cat: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is, how long will it be before I can expect light?"
My Cat: "I prefer the dark"
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