World Cup viewing proves the existence of extra-terrestrial life
My Broadband :: International : Billions to watch World Cup on TV, Internet in Asia: "More than 30 billion people around the world are expected to watch the World Cup with media operators in Asia eyeing record audiences for the greatest football show on earth"
With only 6 billion human on the planet, there must be over 24 billion aliens watching World Cup. This leads to the following facts:
1 - There really are aliens
2 - Aliens like soccer
3 - There are 24 billions aliens
From these facts, we conclude:
1 - There are more aliens then people, lots more
2 - Aliens are soccer hooligans
I am scared. I hope their team does well. Which team are the aliens cheering for?
With only 6 billion human on the planet, there must be over 24 billion aliens watching World Cup. This leads to the following facts:
1 - There really are aliens
2 - Aliens like soccer
3 - There are 24 billions aliens
From these facts, we conclude:
1 - There are more aliens then people, lots more
2 - Aliens are soccer hooligans
I am scared. I hope their team does well. Which team are the aliens cheering for?
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