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Monday, May 15, 2006

The Van Gogh Family Tree

After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:

His obnoxious brother…Please Gogh

His dizzy aunt…Verti Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store…Stopn Gogh

The brother who bleached his clothes white…Hue Gogh

The cousin from Illinois…Chica Gogh

His magician uncle…Wheredidddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin…Amee Gogh

The Mexican cousin’s American half brother…Grin Gogh

The nephew who drove a stage coach…Wellsfar Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt…Tan Gogh

The bird lover uncle…Flamin Gogh

His nephew psychoanalyst…E Gogh

The fruit loving cousin…Man Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking…Wayto Gogh

The little bouncy nephew…Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco…Go Gogh

His Italian uncle…Day Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in a van…Winnie Bay Gogh.

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