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Wednesday, April 11, 2007

What percent blonde are you?


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Originally uploaded by miss nomer.
*Blonde Test*
[ ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[ ] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You've never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers. (only sometimes...)
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[ ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads at your stories.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[ ] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt you're head when you're confused.
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[ ] The word "ew" is used many times a day.
[ ] Your probably going to have to use a calculator to multiply this.
[ ] you have spelled you name wrong from 3-6 grade

Now add it all up multiply that by 4

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