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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Man accused of shoving phone down throat - Yahoo! News


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Most of the time I would not find this funny. The case involves a woman with a cell phone stuck in her throat. A man is charged with being angry and forcing the phone down her throat. His defense says that she was trying to swallow the phone to prevent him from seeing whom she had called. What does she say?

Man accused of shoving phone down throat - Yahoo! News: "She testified yesterday that she couldn't remember how the phone got in her throat, saying she drank too much that night. Court records show that her blood alcohol content was three times the legal limit."

You have to be pretty drunk to not remember how a cell phone got into your throat. I'm thinking Darwin Award candidate.

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