StressBuilder 1.8

Dear StressBuilder User,

We are pleased to announce the most recent release of our award winning
software, StressBuilder 1.8, now with the following new features:

* Automatic first and second try installation total system failure.
* Disruptive and meaningless message box presentation volume now timed
in direct correlation to your keyboard and mouse activity levels.
* Active mispeller now opens and screws up your Word documents in a
background process.
* Harassing and rude email automated response system now fully
integrated with Outlook XP.
* Disabled email filters so you don't miss any spam messages
These are just some of the new and exciting features of our market proven
stress inducing software enjoyed by millions of people around the world
who just don't have enough stress in their daily lives.

> Thank you for you continued use and please share StressBuilder 1.8 with
> your friends.
>
> Sincerely,
>
> The Executive Stress Induction Team