Halloween Riddles

She's got the look.
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What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A steak sandwich

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're too wrapped up in themselves.

Why don't skeletons go out on the town?
Because they have no body to go out with.

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray.

What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
The roller ghoster.

What do you call a ghost's mother and father ?
Transparents.

Why are ghosts bad at telling lies ?
Because you can see right through them.

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers.