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Monday, August 28, 2006

Woman crashes when teaching dog to drive - Yahoo! News

There was no mention of drugs or alcohol in this article. There had to be drugs or alcohol involved. There just had to be. The alternative is just too scary to contemplate. Apparently it isn't just Brittany Spears and Paris Hilton who have lapses in judgement.

Woman crashes when teaching dog to drive - Yahoo! News: "BEIJING - A woman in Hohhot, the capital of north China's Inner Mongolia region, crashed her car while giving her dog a driving lesson, the official Xinhua News Agency said Monday.
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No injuries were reported although both vehicles were slightly damaged, it said.

The woman, identified only be her surname, Li, said her dog 'was fond of crouching on the steering wheel and often watched her drive,' according to Xinhua.

'She thought she would let the dog 'have a try' while she operated the accelerator and brake,' the report said. 'They did not make it far before crashing into an oncoming car.'

Xinhua did not say what kind of dog or vehicles were involved but Li paid for repairs."

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