In my next life, I'm gonna be a bear
In this life, I am a woman. In my next life I would like to come back as a bear. When you are a bear, you get to hibernate. You get to do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, your supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you are a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of
walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute,
cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If your a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If your a bear your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. he expects that you will have excess hair and body fat.
YUP, gonna be a bear!
Before you hibernate, your supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you are a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of
walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute,
cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If your a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If your a bear your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. he expects that you will have excess hair and body fat.
YUP, gonna be a bear!
posted by Matthew O. Smith | 5:02 AM
3 Comments:
you need to learn the difference between "your" & "you're"
Example, (You're on your own).
Your wright.
your write
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